Comic relief at the White House: Obama regrets his magnificence has not been appreciated

by Doug Book,  staff writer

During an interview with longtime ally, CBS News’ anchor Charlie Rose, Barack Obama (and Michelle) lamented having failed to adequately relate the true extent of the President’s genius to the American public.  “The nature of this office is … to tell a story to the American people that gives them a sense of unity and purpose and optimism,” not just “to [think] about getting the policy right” said Obama to the reliably sympathetic Rose. In Obama’s mind, this means that though he has worked to add trillions to the debt, keep unemployment high and destroy any chance of economic recovery, if only he had done a better job packaging and presenting these willful disasters as triumphs, his campaign wouldn’t be in trouble and the American people would properly appreciate his tireless efforts on their behalf. (1)

Of course Obama and the rest of the far left believe most Americans simply can’t grasp how fortunate they are that people like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and others of their ilk should so graciously donate their time and talents to the public good! In their view it is this congenital, intellectual failing which prevents the public understanding how much better off they are with the left managing things than the Constitution.   

It also comes as no surprise that Obama should be arrogant enough to believe that many Americans depend upon his council for the strength and will to carry on. After all, the little people would suffer an even more unendurable existence without the daily encouragement provided in The Master’s words. No doubt this is why Obama decided that he must do a better job not only of explaining, “but also [of] inspiring” the American public. After all, “… hope is still there,” chanted Michelle, possibly for the benefit of others who may look forward to one day enjoying gaudy vacations at taxpayer expense.  (1)

While this comic farce was going on, White House press secretary Jay Carney busied himself in proving that the Administration can maintain a sense of humor in spite of being on course for a thrashing in November. “The President’s …record as a candidate…in terms of transparency…reflects a long tradition [of] being an open book…” replied Carney to a reporter who had asked about the chances of Obama releasing any college records. Credit Carney with apparently keeping a straight face throughout this unintentional jape as reporters–whether due to political bias or fear of never being invited back–decided to NOT tarnish the moment by presenting any facts. (2)

Three and one half months remain until Election Day. It isn’t likely that Obama’s dismal record will convince undecided voters to support him. And though his campaign undoubtedly has more dirt to throw at Mitt Romney, any truly devastating bit of information would have already been revealed over the years by Romney’s many previous opponents.

So perhaps Obama has retained Monty Python to help him in the stretch run. If the humor of the President’s “unappreciated genius” and “open-book transparency” is followed by anything having to do with an albatross, we’ll know for sure.

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13 thoughts on “Comic relief at the White House: Obama regrets his magnificence has not been appreciated”

  1. Doug…..this was a wonderful tour 'd Farce !! Just the correct 'touch' of snark and humor, my friend.
    Egad man !! You had me laughing at Obama's (and his nasty missuz's), preening and self congratulatory praise of "The One's" abundant brain power (which, mysteriously, never seems to emerge while he's on camera….leaving him to appear shallow and rather like a talking parrot !!).
    Obama couldn't explain his way out of a wet paper bag…the man is six logs short of a cord !!
    Greg McCrea, who writes above, has it absolutely right…..the man is delusional and attributes to himself prowess and gifts he does NOT possess.
    How desperate Moochelle and hubby must be.. to be dragging out that tired old "carrot-on-stick"…HOPE..
    Ya sure, Moochelle…we'll all be exercisin' alot of that hope-thingy-stuff you're talkin' about….except that we''ll be asking for your a**-ends to be vacating the White House where neither of you ever belonged in the first place..
    And….what 'ya wanna bet that the gruesome twosome…..those all-inclusive……open and transparent…all-inspiring…Potus and frau …will NOT allow the same early access of the White House to Romney and his wife that was so graciously offered by Laura and George Bush….after the Obama pair crashed the W.H. of course.

    1. * How desperate Moochelle and hubby must be.. to be dragging out that tired old "carrot-on-stick"…HOPE.. Ya sure, Moochelle…we'll all be exercisin' alot of that hope-thingy-stuff you're talkin' about….except that we''ll be asking for your a**-ends to be vacating the White House where neither of you ever belonged in the first place..*

      Don't think they're desperate at all, Joanne. The future's looking very bright for Mr and Mrs Obama — books, book tours, speaking engagements, etc. No disrespect intended, but look how much money Sarah Palin has made. A one-term presidency for Obama only means that his income will skyrocket 4 years sooner, and Romney gets to mop up the mess.

      Go figure. :-)

      1. Grace…I suggest that you go back to the Liberal Underground where the rest of the Marxist-loyalists hang out….

        1. Joanne … Guess I didn't make my point clear enough. The DEMOCRATS are desperate but not the Obamas (for the reasons mentioned). It's not Marxist, it's reality.

  2. I disliked Carter immensely but Obama I loathe. Every time i see him or hear his voice, I need an anti-emetic to keep me from puking!

  3. but but but … barry hussein soetoro dunham davis is the most smartest, most enlightened, most eloquent DICKtator to ever rule the galaxy ! how dare you ignorant, racist, redneck, bitter clinging, cracker, gringo infidels even question DICKtator barry and his life partner, moochbacca's magnificence ! allahu barackbar !

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