By Kevin “Coach” Collins
Obama’s regime has thirty seven “Czars.” Most are redundant. Some are ridiculous. There are Czars for things like “Sudan” (yes a czar for the Sudan) also a Great Lakes Czar and Urban Affairs Czar.
What these “Czars” do isn’t clear, but I’m sure whatever they do has little connection to our real everyday lives.
Because of Obama’s destructive policies what is important and relevant to our everyday life is unemployment. Obama has made unemployment a fact of life for millions of Americans who were never out of work before. Many of these people voted for him and “change.” Now the change is costing them their life savings, cars, homes and for some their marriages. The least Obama can do is give these economically displaced Americans their own Czar, someone who “gets it” and has “been there.”
Andrew H. Brown for Unemployment Czar
Since this position would be real and relevant it would demand special qualifications. Although he was just a fictional character someone like Andrew H. Brown the “Andy” of “Amos and Andy” should be the model. Andy never had a steady job and always did okay, but he would “get it.” He would watch out for his “peeps” and make sure to sure up for work every 13 weeks to plead the case of extending unemployment “payments.”
Andrew H. Brown for Unemployment Czar!
Congress has just voted to extend unemployment “payments” for another 13 weeks. This makes more than a year that such benefits will be paid. The Democrats are creating another dependent group to draw votes from.
First they cause the problem then they “solve” it.
Of course Andrew H. Brown for Unemployment Czar is sarcasm, but the point is real: Obama is making “unemployed” a new “permanent” status in American life and that and he are disgusting.
Remember Rahm Emanuel never likes to waste a good crisis, even if he has the foment it himself.
This day in history September 20:
1863 The battle of Chickamauga ends.
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