by Kevin “Coach” Collins
Undeterred by facts, United Nations “scientists” will soon deliver their most ominous warning about the danger the world faces from “global warming.”
Of course they don’t use the discredited phrase “global warming” because it produces laughter among sane people. Instead they talk about “climate change” as if the weather we experience is a static phenomenon. Predictions of civilizations destroyed by floods droughts, wars, economic collapse and of course carbon emissions are woven into this latest iteration of this never ending hoax.
This time the fake whines of gloom and doom come from the august sounding Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) and because of it we are once again going to be pressured into costly policies that will line the pockets of two bit jerks in the U.N. and do nothing to address this imaginary problem.
As is usually the case with charlatans who predict dire consequence for not falling for their tricks, the IPCC is predicting the worst of all of this will be felt around 2100 – how convenient!
The IPCC says “…hundreds of millions” of coastal dwellers will be displaced by 2100. Small island countries will be hit first. This reminds us that like UFO landings, these catastrophes ALWAYS seem to hit in out of the way locations, never in Manhattan or Miami. And the worst things these fakers predict are ALWAYS visited upon brown-skin, third world countries that “we of the leading countries MUST help.”
Showing they are very aware of the ignorance of the people they are talking to, the U.N. predicts a 2% average decline in wheat, rice and corn production for each decade from now until 2050, wringing its hands that the “ poor tropical countries will be hardest hit.”
All of this would be hilarious if we didn’t have a president like Barack Obama who will slavishly follow what these empty headed fakes demand. Hold on to your wallet America because the United Nations is making a move on it even as we smile.