6 thoughts on “Your share of the national debt is $246,000, but state indebts can add another $23,000 to your tab”

  1. Well YEAH, but consider the benefits of living in Illinois! No crime, no drug problem, superb scholastic achievement, no unemployment and true dedication by public officials to securing our Constitutional rights! Perhaps this is why the state always offers such an enviable array of public servants!

  2. John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am…

    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA)
    was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
    (MADE IN HONG KONG).

    He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),
    designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE), and
    tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

    After cooking his breakfast in his new
    electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)
    to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio
    (MADE IN INDIA). He got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY), filled it with gas (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

    At the end of yet another discouraging
    and fruitless day checking his Computer
    (made in MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals
    (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of
    wine (MADE IN FRANCE), and turned on his
    TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

    AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
    MADE IN KENYA.

  3. Sounds like you can't die in Illinois and get away from the libs. These are the very people the libs fight for? I bet their still on the voters list. I guess obama expects us to pay our share he is that stupid.

  4. Stockpiling bodies at the morgues???

    "…this just in, Illinois just added morgues as polling places for the next presidential election. No ID or pulse required…."

    /S

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